hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

3 days ago 199,580 notes Via rnomentum By http
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10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • I know I'm old because all these things happened when I was a teenager. And there were no electronics.
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Waiting for a text

overthinkingdailymoments:

After 3 minutes

After 5 minutes

Ten minutes

Oh, I got a text

All i forgiven :)

Send and repeat.

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kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

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yxii:

q’d

yxii:

q’d

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pizzagangster:

🌴🍜👽🌸

pizzagangster:

🌴🍜👽🌸

3 days ago 106,724 notes Via b0mbshell101 By heroingranola
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